March 2012
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Your Star Trek name: first 3 letters of last name, first 2 of middle, first 2 of first & last 3 of last →
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StaRiJo Ton
Scoal Chott (I think I’m a Ferengi)
Hunel Later
In my imagination, I’m some “cool character” they brought in at the end of Next Gen - like Poochie - who has the catch phrase, “Hunel says LATER!”
I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Bitma Caaio
I might be an empath :(
Bluno Daand
I’m a crew member on the enterprise, and I wear a red shirt.
Fuck.
Woo Jammy! Woojammy woojammy woojammy. (Translation: My name is WooJammy.)
Comic Book Job Evaluations
These are a blast to write. The performance reviews of comic book characters day jobs.
My Latest: The Reservoir Dogs talk about their latest safecracker Eel O’Brian
Galactus gets emotional remembering Norrin Radds apprenticeship to him.
How good of a magician is Zatanna? Criss Angel (Mind Freak) lets us know.
Is Wonder Man a good actor? Sure. Does Robert Evans mince words? Never.
That J’onn J’onzz detective is weird because he’s a ALIEN!
Lucius Fox gives you the Bruce Wayne tour
and of course
J. Jonah Jameson on Peter Parker
Have fun reading these guys. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies.
- Timmy
Recurring Themes
I am working on another pilot and another sketch show. As I work on these I am noticing the themes that still pop up in my work. Maybe they aren’t necessarily themes but just stuff I really find interesting that I can’t help not writing about.
- Detectives
- Baristas
- Reality Television (specifically the ridiculousness of it)
- Cryptozoology
- Ernest Hemingway
- The naive/enthusiastic/idiotic hero
- The Multiverse
- James Mason Impressions
- time travel
- Sleazy Film Producers with pencil thin mustaches
- Dean Koontz and Dan Brown (less of a theme and more the butt of many jokes)
- Coast to Coast AM
- Comic Books
- Road Trips
I am sure there are others but those are the ones I know resurface constantly.
- Timmy
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ROBERT EVANS on WONDER MAN
Robert Evans Producer of classic films such as The Godfather, Chinatown and Rosemarys Baby , gives his thoughts on Wonder Man’s acting abilities.
Wonder Man is a former member of the West Coast Avengers. He looks great in a safari jacket.
http://ifanboy.com/articles/comic-book-job-evaluations-wonder-man/
